True legends never die, and a woman named Holly Blair will definitely continue to be as iconic in death as she was in life.
Holly sadly passed away in August, but her obituary tells us that she wasn’t just ready for death — she was fully prepared to live it up in the afterlife. A clear fan of Halloween and all things witchy, Holly’s obituary mentions riding on a broomstick, a “multitude” of rescued and wild animals, and “glitter and bats.”
You have to read it for yourself:
“Holly Blair exploded into glitter and bats on August 17, 2020. She is survived by four spoiled cats, two stinky dogs, three bad birds, a turtle and an utterly useless frog named Fred as well as three children and a husband of little to no importance. Her remains will be interred under a tree with the ridiculous multitude of animals she rescued both wild and domestic. Her future plans include drinking beer with Terry Pratchett and flying across the moon on her broomstick on Halloween. She has also promised to communicate with us from the beyond via the cockatiel psyche. We ask that everyone carve extra jack o’lanterns on Halloween this year in her honor. All hail the wicked witch of Juniper road!“
While we wish Holly had been around for just one more Halloween here on the mortal plane, we’re very sure she’s having a blast in the afterlife. Fly high, Holly!