They say it’s better to undersell than oversell, and a woman selling a caravan in England has taken that advice to heart.
Katie Perkins really, really wants her caravan off her land. The living space is currently listed for £100,000 (about $132,000 USD), but she’s taking offers from anyone who’s serious about taking it off her hands. Now, the ad is going viral, and Katie’s approach of giving the camper a harsh description actually seems to be working out in her favor.
See what she said about the caravan — and some of the pictures of the space — below:
“IT IS AN ANCIENT 27 YEAR OLD CARAVAN. 32FT x 10FT, 2 BED STATIC.
IT HAS BEEN LIVED IN BY A FAMILY OF 7 (WE WERE A FAMILY OF 4 🤰⚠️) FOR 7 YEARS ONSITE WHILST BUILDING OUR DREAM HOME, WHICH TURNED INTO A F*CKING NIGHTMARE.
IT IS NOT PRISTINE.
IT IS NOT PRETTY.
IT IS A TIN SHED ON WHEELS.
IT IS F*CKING HOT IN THE SUMMER.
IT IS F*CKING FREEZING IN THE WINTER.
IT EVEN GROWS ICICLES ON THE INSIDE.
IT COULD DO WITH FULL REPLACEMENT OF CARPETS.
IT NEEDS A GOOD BLEACH CLEAN THROUGHOUT.“
“IT HAS A SH*T OVEN.
IT HAS A SH*T HOB.
IT HAS A SH*T FRIDGE.
KIDS WERE POTTY TRAINED IN IT.
DOG WAS POTTY TRAINED IN IT.
IT HAS BEEN USED AS STORAGE FOR THE LAST 9 MONTHS.
NEXT STOP THE F*CKING CHICKENS ARE GOING IN IT.
IT DOES HAVE A PRETTY DECENT MICROWAVE, ALBEIT CHEAP MORRISONS ONE.“
“IT ALSO HAS EXTRAS!
COUPLE OLD SHOES IN THE WARDROBE.
ABSTRACT ART, ONE OF A KIND, COURTESY OF THE CHILDREN.
OLD BOTTLES OF BOOZE UNDER THE SINK.
PRETTY SURE THERE’S EVEN A SLOW COOKER THAT WAS ONLY USED ONCE?
BEDS THAT HAVE BEEN DESTROYED AND I CANNOT BE F*CKED TO REMOVE.
IM SURE IF YOU ARE LOOKING AT IT YOU CAN USE IT FOR SOMETHING, I DON’T GIVE A F*CK WHAT.“
“I WANT OFFERS…..I DON’T EXPECT ALOT BUT SOMETHING WOULD BE NICE.
F*CK IT – IF YOU TRUELY WANT THIS F*CKING MONSTROSITY THEN I WILL TRADE IT FOR A COUPLE BOXES OF HUBBY’S FAVOURITE RED WINE – JAMMY RED ROO OR JAM SHED.
GET THIS HUNK OF JUNK OFF MY F*CKING LAND.“
“I’D LOVE TO SAY IT’S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, BUT I’D BE LYING.
I’D LOVE TO SAY I LOVED LIVING IN IT, BUT I’D BE LYING.
I’D LOVE TO SAY I’D LOOK FORWARD TO A CARAVAN HOLIDAY, BUT GUESS WHAT…?
I’D BE LYING.“
“POSTCODE TO COLLECT IS BA6 9SR.
IF YOU WANT IT, GET A QUOTE.
PLEASE DON’T SEND ME A MESSAGE UNLESS YOU ARE GOING TO COME AND GET IT AS I’VE LITERALLY WASTED SO MUCH OF MY TIME REPLYING TO F*CKING TIME WASTERS.
THE PICTURES OF THE INSIDE ARE SH*T. – ENJOY!!“
Is it a mess? Well, yeah. Does it need some work done? Of course. But hopefully, someone can relieve this poor woman of her camper and turn it into a much nicer space to stay in!